Not my pigeon

Not of material interest oneself. Not one's business. Not an activity one would typically engage in under normal circumstances.

"Leeroy, ya djam fool buoy. Get yourselt oder 'ere an' have a tug on dis 'ere crack pipe."

"That's jolly decent of you Winston my dear boy, but freebasing crack cocaine is really not my pigeon. These days I stick to mainlining skag and the occassional speedball."

by Mikee T September 21, 2008

pigeon toed

1. Description of any person whose feet naturally rotate at the ankles towards each other such that the toes on each foot are angled towards each other in a state of rest. 2. What eventually happens to the feet of all members of a marching band.

1. My brother is pigeon toed. Not sure why he is because it's not hereditary. 2. The school band has two hundred members and their all pigeon toed. Yea, I think it's a membership requirement.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Piggle

A cross between a pit bull terrier and a beagle.

Our dog, "Major", is a pit bull and beagle mix, which makes him a piggle. If a pug and beagle mix is a puggle, then it stands to reason that a pit bull and beagle mix would be a "piggle".

by MizzouCrew September 15, 2010

pigeon ass

Someone with a sweaty ass that seems to coo when they walk.

"You hear that, sounds like someone has pigeon ass."

by Christian Fehr August 4, 2007

Clay Pigeon

While a man is engaging in intercourse with a female, preferably from behind, right before ejaculation he proceeds to raise his hand victoriously above is head and while screaming "PULL" slaps the woman's ass with fury. As she runs in excrutiating pain, the main proceeds to ejaculate with incredible force in an attempt to knock the woman over. On every upstroke he makes a shotgun cocking sound effect and on every down stroke, a shotgun fire sound effect.

Man: "What happened to your girlfriend? Did she break her leg?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she got clay pidgeoned!"

by Justin, Mike, and John September 16, 2004

shit pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.

you shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!

by RickyPacific April 3, 2005

Office Pigeon

A coworker or superior who flutters into an otherwise efficiently operating business, causes major interruption and commotion, shits on everything and then goes away leaving everyone with a big time consuming mess to clean up.

Someone distract the boss. We are still stamping out fires from the last time that f*cking office pigeon graced us with a visit.

by Skip Foreplay October 31, 2008