picnic table

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.

"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."

by Ms. Hot Pants July 19, 2007

that's what she said at the picnic

That's right! I agree. You can say that again!

The winter sucks!
That's what she said at the picnic!

by boom October 13, 2004

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.

by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

picnic

when your dorm bed is way too flimsy and loud so you have to put a blanket down and fuck on the floor

Sam and I had a picnic last night so my neighbors wouldn't know we fucked.

by iowapete February 20, 2020

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 1, 2017

Prison yard picnic

Grown men having sex with other grown men

Jonathan and Matias are having a prison yard picnic

by Boredperson134132 May 30, 2018

Derbyshire Picnic

A coffee.

I bought a Derbyshire picnic because it was cold on my walk.

by anonymous January 10, 2021