picnic table

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.

"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."

by Ms. Hot Pants June 21, 2007

that's what she said at the picnic

That's right! I agree. You can say that again!

The winter sucks!
That's what she said at the picnic!

by boom October 13, 2004

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021

Bath picnic

A picnic in the bath. Bringing food, drinks and entertainment to the bath!

Her favourite time of the week was when she got to have her bath picnic. She enjoyed sipping tea, eating Tim Tams and watching her favourite show while relaxing in a warm bubble bath.

by meep89 August 08, 2021

Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag

Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..

by Randino69 April 27, 2023

Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.

Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.

by Whogibbs April 18, 2020

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 01, 2017