skin phobia

those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered

alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'

the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley December 15, 2009

Departure Phobia

When you're having fun with friends but don't want to leave or have them leave.

Chris is always annoyed with Sarah because she takes forever to leave or have friends leave due to her departure phobia.

by Tara Juliana September 7, 2021

CARSON-PHOBIC

A gay tranny, named Carson.

Ew he's gay and trans! what's his name? Carson. Ew I'm Carson-Phobic.

by Fagthatbrags February 12, 2022

Text-Dilla-Phobia

TextDillaPhobia- A very common disease. Most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. Symptoms include - OverTexting, Constantly holding a Cellular Phone, Loud Shreeking, And Much usage of the words, LOL, And OMG in public. If you or a friend has symptoms of or has TextDillaPhobia, Quickly, If they have a cell phone, Shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.

This is a life threatning disease.It is a real disease. So do your part and help stop TextDillaPhobia.

Pedestrian: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!
FireFighter: Fire, Happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, We couldn't contain it.

Pedestrian: What are the causes of the fires?
FireFighter: We have come down to one conclussion,
Text-Dilla-Phobia. Casualtys are around 6 billion. All dead.
Pedestrian: OH GOD!! Have they Qaurtined the area yet?
FireFighter:We are trying, But at this rate, The whole Country might be at stake. This disease started out small in few teenagers...But now its spreading...TO ADULTS AND CHILDREN!!
Pedestrian: This is serious. We might have to nuke every city at the source of this Text-Dilla-Phobia.

by CrimsonJagwire November 15, 2010

Phoning

The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".

I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.

by Onset_Of_Putrefaction August 20, 2013

lack-of-ink-o-phobia

The fear of not having a pen when you need one. This condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.

"Damn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!"

"Ya, she's got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia..."

by Bic Chic February 4, 2010

No-Wifi-A-Phobia

Being Scared Of Not Having Wi-Fi

No Light,No Cable Now I Have No-Wifi-A-Phobia

by Bomb Squad <3 November 4, 2012