Philip

A gay ass blonde boy with a hairy penis, big ass ego and no gains at all. Skinny bitch

You see that skinny bitch?

Yeah he's a real philip

by Philip sssss March 14, 2023

Philip

A person who is a little bitch. Always cries all the time and loves his mommy way too much. Likes to suck big PeePees morning and night and for breakfast. A fat useless pile of horse poo.

That Kid is a Philip.

by StrongMuscularMarkian November 21, 2023

Philip II

Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.

When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.

by fin82 February 7, 2024

Philip

He will fuck gwen so hard.

Philip will fuck gwen so hard
!!

by hwhjcssnm November 22, 2021

aaron philip

one fit as fuck asian boy, he has dimples and is shy at first.

that aaron philip is just penggg

by bumbaTRAP May 7, 2018

Philip's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip

"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"

Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"

Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:

1: Stfu you fag what do you know

2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*

1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan

by RandomStuf6 April 22, 2021

philip flynn

A band director who doesn’t let people take water breaks and always says “one more time from the top.” Wtf why the fortnite dance for visuals?!

Philip Flynn: “One more time then we can get water”
whole band: “uuuuugggggghhhhhh”

by 0Grav April 25, 2019