Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

Swim cap Penetration

When you roll a condom over the top of your head like a swim cap, and shove your head deep into a woman's vagina.

Pablo: hey, Phil. Did you and Linda have a good anniversary?
Phil: yeah, I gave her a swim cap penetration.
Pablo: wow, that's like a reverse childbirth!

Phil: bitch is pissing like a waterfall now.

by WheezyLegere October 30, 2015

Occular Penetration

To insert one's genitals into anothers eye socket with great force and velocity.

Josh: "Dude check that bitch out"

Brett: "Pretty nice."

Josh: "She makes my sticker peck out."

Brett: "Occular Penetration?"

Josh: "I suppose it will suffice."

Brett & Josh together: "RAPE POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF "ROSCOE BROWN! GET HER!"

by Hank Tofferston June 14, 2009

mcdouble penetration

A spit-roast performed by two obese men dressed as Ronald McDonald while eating McDonald's.

john and Pete performed a mcdouble penetration on Susan

by yellowsauruas October 2, 2015

pontefract

Anything that sounds like it is in Wales, UK, but isn't.
Pontefract is a town half way between manchester and leeds in England. But it's sounds like a word from the Welsh language. Many people think it is in wales.
Therefore anything which sounds like it should be in wales, but isn't should be a 'Pontefract'

Thats a bit of a pontefract.

by Kenny M. April 13, 2007

triple crevice penetration

When you are fucking a girl in the ass with your penis, fucking her in the vagina with a dildo, and motorboating her breasts all at the same time.

My girlfriend and I did triple crevice penetration last night.

by dpelletier360 June 8, 2014

Double Penetration

1. When a man with a extremely sharp erect penis shoves his penis in too quickly into the vagina and it rips the insides and exits out the asshole. Its extremely painful.... trust me. lol jkjk
2. When 2 men preform sexual intercourse with a woman. One man gets the asshole, while the other gets the vagina. On rare occasions, 2 men will shove their dicks in the same hole.

The man preformed double penetration on the manican because he was a very lonely man and no one on e-harmony was down to have some hardcore double penetration sex with him.

by i got a marble stuk in my dick October 18, 2011