While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 20, 2010
A small patch of facial hair grown just below the middle of the bottom lip; sometimes extending down to the chin.
by Kevin587 April 02, 2007
(n) The part of a man's(or woman's) beard that grows in just below the bottom lip. Known as a love patch for its obvious advantages in administering oral sex to women.
by Don Wilson December 02, 2003
the triangle of fabric in the back of thong underwear, referred to when it peeks out of the top of a woman's pants, named as such because of the two srings holding it up and the fact that it covers
"the brown eye"
"the brown eye"
she's not that hot but I can't help but look every time she bends over I find myself staring right at her pirate patch
by storkwood March 24, 2009
A patch of hair located under the bottom lip that, when in combination with
A)shirt and tie,
B)long unkempt hair,
C)tinted glasses,
D)a turtleneck,
is an indication that its wearer is
A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.
B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.
C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.
D) gay.
A)shirt and tie,
B)long unkempt hair,
C)tinted glasses,
D)a turtleneck,
is an indication that its wearer is
A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.
B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.
C) a man who is undergoing mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.
D) gay.
Jean stroked his soul patch in appreciation, as his eyes travelled the length of the shapely body belonging to the elegant lady standing in his shop. Finally, he announced, "I sink you will find zat that zis red dress here, I love it -so- much!!, yes, zis dress is ze one for you, darlink. Look at ze needlework! C'est divine!"
by The Irritated Giraffe January 05, 2007
I gotta swim with a shirt on to cover my Brinsley patch.
My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.
My Brinsley patch is starting to merge with my ass hair.
by Homeless Dave March 23, 2005
Region of long, thick hair above the ass crack on the lower back. Briar patches are more commonly seen on men and Rosie O'Donnell.
by albundy1234 July 23, 2010