partying the red sea

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.

Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*

by DinoBryan May 23, 2016

Potting

Word used to describe the act of smoking insanely questionable amounts of marijuana, related to the word "potted" meaning to be high as fuck

Dude, wanna go potting with me? Mann..Im aleady potted

by 9milepotters January 12, 2017

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

Parketing

Parketing a company, or branded, vehicle in a highly visible and public area so the vehicle can serve as a billboard. Parking + Marketing = Parketing.

We have the company truck parked downtown doing a little parketing over the weekend.

by Junkluggers September 20, 2018

Pottingsmead

An armchair scientist trained in the art of beaker cleaning.

Sounds like Sean Connery and looks like Jack Black.

Also a massive bender.

Look at the dickhead over there. He's a right Pottingsmead...

by n1ghtshad3d December 20, 2019

Parenting

legal obligation to stalk a person around no matter how crazy it gets and enjoy every bit of it with a smile on your face while maintaining both of your existance and other healthy relationships.

I have been parenting Zeke

by SvetiKonfeti December 21, 2019