prison

A taxpayer funded college for criminals.

Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.

by NewClear June 9, 2013

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

prison bj

A blowjob given after the recipient of the penis has had his or her front teeth punched out.

My gums still hurt from that prison bj I gave last week.

by Dylan J January 7, 2008

prison blowjob

A blowjob where the giver has no teeth, possibly because they were knocked out in an unfortunate curbing incident.
Usually given inside a government correctional facility, may be either at the state or federal level.

Hey dirtbag, why don't you learn a real skill like giving a prison blowjob

by Jeff Skilling March 2, 2010

prison pie

What you get to eat, if you go to prison.

A hairy pie hole.

Get over here, beotch, and eat you some o' mah prison pie.

(Then the victim whimpers like a bitch curr w/ tears in its eyelids and says, "Yes, master.")

by Assex 776 January 3, 2008

Prison Break

The act of undies and/or boxer-briefs riding up normally through arduous physical activity or awkward lower torso/ leg position that causes one or both testicles (prisoners) to no longer remain within the confines of the undergarment (the prison) thus resulting in the testicles hanging out the side of underwear resulting in an uncomfortable situation that requires adjustment thus re-incarceration.

"god that's the third prison break today, must be the new undies"

by S Kusack July 16, 2014

Prison Inmate Day (PID)

To establish a scholarships for the children of incarcerated parents, and for students of Caribbean and West Indies decadents; to establish a curriculum for criminal prevention for Elementary through High Schools students, and finally to provide other solutions within our society that will prevent and decrease the numbers of individuals going and or returning to prison within the United States.

Prison Inmate Day (PID)is celebrated on November 1, of each year, we are requesting that you light a candle (: only when you are at home ;) to concentrate on all inmates: Some inmate did not commit the crime, some inmates leave and then return to jail. Let us call upon the universe to correct the problems we have on the streets, and in our families, so that we can keep our children out of prison and out of trouble.

by Pamela Peters June 18, 2008