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Paramedic

(Noun) A young man who on a consistent basis picks up hurt chicks.
Derek, that girl you picked up was hurt. You are such a paramedic.
by Old man and the steve October 18, 2011
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Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.
Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."
by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010
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paraletic

Being so off your face pissed that you can't walk, can't talk properly and in the case of my experience being utterly unable to control your own actions
I took my friend Kelly on holiday with me and my family to Antigua in the carribean. She had fancied my brother for about a year. One night I left her with our group of friends for an hour or two. When I got back she was so pissed she needed support to walk. I found her with her tounge down my brother's throat telling me that she wanted to suck his cock. She then proceded to try to pull me, two sistes, two brothers and my brother's best mate. When we finaly got back to our room she asked my dad to feel her up. The next day she could remember nothing of what she had done. That is Paraletic for you!!!
by Rhiannon-1992 February 1, 2008
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Paranoid Social Club

An excellent band containing former members of the Rustic Overtones, heard mainly in the New England area on good radio stations. The vocals are similar to the Rustic Overtones, though the style has changed a bit and the lyrics are suited to a faster pace.

Singles include "Wasted," "She Gets Me High," and "Two Girls."
One sees potential in a man
When he's broke
The other one's still thinking
That this band is a joke
One hits the road
Like the second you cum
The other one you wake up
When your breakfast is done

I need I need
I need two girls
If I can't have you
by Zeke July 1, 2005
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sex paranoia

When one has become so obsessed with sex that every sound sounds like people having sex. This is usually caused by the suffering indivdual being sex deprived or having not had any sexual activity for an extremly extended period of time.
As Johny walked thru the halls of his dorm he thought he was hearing sex from behind each door. Infact no one, anywhere, on campus was having sex or even watching porn at the moment. Johny simply had not gotten any in over a year and he was now suffering from sex paranoia.
by The Dark Lord of Bass September 22, 2006
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paranoid

When you feel like you have millions of stalkers, when you think the whole world is talking about you , and you think everyone hates you. Often causes girls to take hours on hair and make up just to end up washing it all off and doing something way more simple just because she thinks people will think negative about her. People who are paranoid often look over theyre shoulders expecting to find someone or something behind them, waiting to attack, when nothing is there.
I was so paranoid last night i thought gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneathe a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of cheetohs, in the fetal posistion.
by ohh dang, lets bang! April 13, 2008
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parade wave

Oscillation of the hand from the wrist with minimal input from the elbow or shoulder. Popularised by the British Royal Family.

Often to be seen from the back of landaus and throught the glass of armoured limousines as royals waft past.

Unpopular with American presidents who seem to prefer a more grandstanding straight up from the shoulder type vigorous waggling of the whole arm. But then, they only have to do it for 8 years, not a lifetime.
There goes the Queen Mum, giving the crowd her elegant little parade wave.
by hierophant November 17, 2005
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