Penis 

What immature six-year-olds look up on the internet

Your mommy will not be proud

"Penis" is a very bad word

Penis by Name removed by the NSA November 15, 2013

penis 

Long hard pleasure stick!

I love when penis is in my vagina.

penis by itsdanielle ohno April 13, 2006

penis 

1 A hopfully long organ that males posses

2 The body part that becomes hard and then put into a woman's vagina

"He unwrapped the towel so she could see his penis"

"She begged for more as he pumped his 14 inch penis in and out of her"

"Did you see Dave's penis? It's so long!"

penis by Mr Hung September 21, 2006

penis 

the muscle in between a males leg that enlarges with stimulated by women....or if your gay..by men, but lets not get into that. when with a woman, you drive it into her vagina bringing it back and forth...

1) Man, I drilled your mom with my abnormally ginormous penis.
2) My penis is growing...but I don't see any women!

penis by gidgaon July 15, 2006

Penis 

A penis is basically a coin. You insert it into the vending machine, which is also known as, a vagina, and it dispenses babies.

Billy stuck his penis in Jill's vagina.

Joanne stuck her penis in Willies vagina.

Penis by SwaggerFacee October 26, 2014

Penis 

An exclamation to be shouted as loudly as possible in competition with others, the winner being the one who shouts the loudest. Usual competitions take place in public settings such as malls, classrooms, and libraries. The competition is usually refered to as Penis Wars

(in the library)
John: Hey Mark, do you want to play penis wars?

Mark: Sure, I'll start ... penis.
John: ... Penis!
Mark: ... Penis!!!
John: ... PENIS!
Mark: ... PENIS!!!
Librarian: shhhhh!!!
John: PENIS!!!!!
Mark: ok, you won.

Penis by The original Steve February 24, 2009

Penis 

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

Penis by Jessica June 16, 2004