Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018

curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.

Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!

by Taco Corp November 14, 2013

Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

Ostrich wrangler

"S.S. BOB" The technique and art form of which one masturbates an ostrich for the illegal sell of ostrich sperm.

With that ostrich wrangler pulled a S.S. BOB while jerking the birds knob.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020

Ostrich

A man who has a small head, huge upper body, and the smallest fucking legs you'll ever see in your life.

Bro did you see that ostrich? I bet I can use his legs as toothpicks!

by thisisnotSina July 10, 2015