Alan and Iwent out with Paul and his wife last night, when I walked into the bathroom later there was Paul, and Alan was eating the ostrich.
by Ostrich08 September 3, 2022
by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020
One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.
by _Anti_Freeze_ July 25, 2021
Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018
Full on ostrich is where you drop everything you have in your hands because you are startled, and then continue to bend over and slam your head into the ground out of fear. Generally this happens when getting nagged, annoying parents, teachers, or tryhard classfellows that try at anything to seem impressive. Going full on ostrich is an excellent defense maneuver to elude these assholes. Its the only way to secure immunity to douche-fucks who want to ruin your day with their streams of annoying diarrhea from their mouth. If you have any close friends who have issues with chodes in their life encourage them to try and go full on ostrich, it saves lives.
Jake: Yo brah, Todd's gf was totally Vcarding his ass.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
Paul: Yeah bro, I heard Todd dropped all he was doing and went full on ostrich to escape the vCarding he was about to receive in his ass, what a smart ass bro, bro.
by Adversative March 7, 2014
Emus & Ostriches are so cute
by livs best friend January 13, 2021
A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.
The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!
by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019