Opticotomist

A person who snorts another persons sperm through there nostrils.

Your a damn Opticotomist.

by t-dawg14 April 21, 2007

optic maser array

the super powerfull laser gun use in ratchet and clank size matters. it is fully up graded and has the ability to be modded. it is also cappable of giving haircuts pleasuring MILFS and destroying earth as we knoow it. the optic maser array is also used to describe and overkill so overkill that only ninjas and the guy from ask a ninja can see without their heads compleatly re arranging the evoloutionary cycly

"zomfg! dood u just fukin optic maser arrayed that nubcake!!!!"

by Dragon5 October 20, 2007

Filthy Ortiz

The aromatic combination of Lysol and ass, usually found in a recently occupied restroom facility.

When Hillary entered the ladies room, she was overcome with a Filthy Ortiz.

by Smessler September 16, 2014

kevin ortiz

A guy who is a little short. Usually has nice curly hair. He is funny if you understand his humor, if not you might just think he is an asshole. He picks on his sister all the time but it is out of love. Kevin Ortiz is a good friend to have. You can count on him to put a smile on your face.

Dan: damn im so stressed i need to have a good laugh.
Scott: Call kevin Ortiz, he will put a smile on your face

by 9mysterious_anonymous7 December 18, 2017

Christian Ortiz

A person who comes into a room and has to announce their presence by yelling or making some weird animal noises from a cat in heat to a donkey that was fatally stabbed

You're being a real Christian Ortiz right now.

by Shin Godzilla May 21, 2020

Cristopher Ortiz

Pretty good gamers and really bad at any physical activities weather it comes to boxing or sports. There also known as simps but just hide it really good

Cristopher Ortiz bruh what are you doing stop yourself

by Johnny 2323 June 1, 2020

Kailee Ortiz!

Kailee Ortiz is a fat assss slut. She thinks shes hot shit and shes not, she also thinks shes skinnny. a biiiig vagina. everyone deep down inside hates her. she has no real friends. too many haters to count. i reallly hate her. fuuck you stupid bitch.

Kailee Ortiz! thinks she's gorgeous but she is fat and ugly as hell.

by yoooubaaaby(: May 9, 2009