One Direction Infection

A horrible diease that cuases the victim to go deaf and eventually dead. It infects a person due to the fact that he/she (Mainly Females) have listened to one direction music.

Infected Woman: OMG! I LOVE THIS ONE DIRECTION MUSIC! LIKE OMG!!!
Man: HOLY SH*T MY GIRLFREIND HAS THE ONE DIRECTION INFECTION! -The man runs far away-

by Surviorduide December 2, 2013

One Direction Yeast Infection

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )

Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!

by Alice Damsmann February 15, 2014

One Direction Affection

A large affection towards One Direction.

I totally have One Direction Affection!

by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.

I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.

by Instaburn June 14, 2014

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

one direction fandom

A really annoying fandom where girls obsses over 5 overrated boys. A girl who is in the fandom is diagnosed with"one direction infection." Somehow the girls can stand listening to every song of a group of 5 random btutish guys gir years or months. The fandom is considered"the most annoying fandom besides bronies." Almost every girl likes 1D. Some girls become violent. Sonehow they think showing off theyre cannabills and killers makes them look so strong. In reality it just makes them future criminals.

Nick:Hi umm did you finish the proje-

Ari:OMG ONE DIRECTION TORN #The story of my life. You know the urban dictionary says were the most violent fandom ever hehaha so i can get u in da hospital isnt dat amazayn #punny hahaha#one direction fandom LOVERRRRRRRR

(Nick walks away in panic)

Ari:Totes not phenominiall ugh
Directionator

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 7, 2014

One Direction Hater

1. Someone who has a real taste in music.
2. A straight person.
3. A girl who is the opposite of a One Direction fan by listening to punk or emo.

Girl: One Direction is the best band ever!
One Direction Hater: Fuck you bitch! One Direction sucks ass! You have no real taste in music!

by HeavyMetalGuy360 September 24, 2016