by Max75 May 07, 2007
by Niall d January 10, 2007
Bong Lung is when you take an excessive bong hit and it gives you the feeling of being lung raped by a bong
by BongLung420 March 15, 2016
A "paper lung" is a person who can't handle a single toke of a joint. After just one toke they will instantly dry-heave and cough to death as if they have coronavirus. A paper lung is also commonly known as a pussy.
Gary: "Oi mush, you want a toke of this?"
Pussy: "Yeah ok"
Pussy: *coughs to death*
Gary: "what a fuckin paper lung"
Pussy: "Yeah ok"
Pussy: *coughs to death*
Gary: "what a fuckin paper lung"
by Yung Petrol March 23, 2020
*garble garble garble, cough cough, garble garble* "Oh man, she's totally pork-lunging me."
"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."
"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."
"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."
"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."
"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."
"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."
"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."
"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."
"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."
"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."
by the master porker November 23, 2012
Did you see that Wayne lung play ball? he sucks!
I saw that guy stick his Wayne lung in the coach..right in the dugout!
I saw that guy stick his Wayne lung in the coach..right in the dugout!
by Xxxsmash21xxX April 19, 2016
When one consumes too many sweets and the throat and lungs become congested and blocked by the sweet residue. Brownie Lung can also be caused by consuming too many scoops of dry protein powder before going to the local iron paradise/pound palace.
"Hey Bryan?!"
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."
"What the fudge do ya want Albert?!"
"I had the most wicked awesome brownie lung last night after eating that family pack of two bite brownies! I almost had to be hospitalized. Some could say I was riding that brownie wave hard, bro. I loved every second of that brownie lung...Couldn't breath!"
"Sounds like you have your life in order! Maybe next you could try putting those brownies on ice cream. I hear that is a great treat, Albert."
"Good idea Bryan. I need brownie lung more than I need safety protocols and matrices. I love you Bryan. More than my wife."
"Thanks Albert I love ya too and your sweet gross Brownie lung. I love you more than Brownie Lung."
"...Liar. Impossible. Brownie Lung Rules. BL for short.
"...You're right Albert. Nothing could replace my passion for the BL. Seeya at Don's tomorrow?
"Yupe...Best bring some BL material. Love ya."
"love ya too. BL4life!."
by Brent Osgood Jr. November 01, 2018