by Maru_FK April 14, 2020
Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.
"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"
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by Jay September 16, 2003
Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.
Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.
by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008