piss on a plate

Something very flat.

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.

by T-Biz July 20, 2006

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.

Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"

by Ricksen June 6, 2009

shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.

I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!

by Hefernin November 29, 2009

Twat Plates

(noun, plural, Brit.) Personalised registration plates on a motor vehicle that suggest to everyone but the owner that the vehicle's occupants are twats, chumps, or under-endowed fuckwits with all the charm and sex appeal of a road accident.

Examples of 'twat plates':

A55 HO7E
N0 P3N15
5AGGY VA91NA

by Just_Tom September 11, 2010

Fake Plate

The fake plating they put on brass and sell on Auction sites as real.It could be Silver or Gold plating on brass or some other non precious metal.

John "I got this on KneeBay for 3$ and it's an awesome necklace!"
Smith "I'm glad you're happy with your Fake Plate necklace!"

by MarkDB1973 July 21, 2010

plate-egg

A childish term for a fried egg, as popularised by the famous street linguist Alison Johnson.

"I want a plate-egg."

by Pimp-daddy D January 11, 2007