Tard Loop

Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.

The following is a Tard Loop:

Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."

by Jeraebb March 11, 2011

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Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.

Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.

by Shawn Underwood January 08, 2007

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poopity-loops

silly people that are funny, and smell like shit; or someone that you like as a friend, but don't want to offend them by telling them they smell like shit. Poopity-loops don't usually take showers and shove small animals up their butt to clean the acumulitive cum stains out of their ass

It is a word that can be used in many situations for example: "caleb, you are the poopity-loops dogg." or "You are my poopity-loops."

by john Hoy December 03, 2010

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Poop A Loop

A game in which the object is to form one's poop into a defined loop. 6 inch diameter is usual regulation size. The Poop must be unbroken and touching end to end. Doubles Poop A Loop may use a helper (Looper) to assist but must go by local club grounding rules.

Close! But never eat soup before Poop A Loop!
Damn. I lost $100.

by Stinkalink November 15, 2017

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Furry Loop

A term for a lady's most intimate region. So-named because the pubic hair, if not well maintained, can encroach 'further round the saddle', thus completing an approximate circle, or 'loop'.

Big Dave thought he was game-on for sure, until he noticed the tell-tale cotton tailed pony protruding from her furry loop...

by Will Bowen October 06, 2004

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