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The Octopus

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.
Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus
by J-Biiiz March 30, 2011
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the octopus

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.
Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.
by spunk chops December 14, 2009
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Ernie the Octopus

What you call a pain in the ass ex.

These exes are the kind that have the nerve to dump you, and then talk about you behind your back as if you did anything wrong to them.
They like starting drama.
They like getting their new boyfriends/girlfriends in on making sure people think badly of you.

Probably because their ego can't take the fact that you didn't kill yourself as a result of being dumped by them.
Thus they feel the need to make others, as well as themselves, believe that you're still torn up inside over your break up by vocalizing crazy and delusional ideas.

Everyone has had and will have bad experiences with Ernie the Octopus at some point in their life, because they're everywhere.
EVERYWHERE.
Friend: "So I heard that Ernie the Octopus and his girlfriend were telling people in math class that when you passed him by in the hallway he could see your eyes glistening with unshed tears over the pain of losing him and seeing him with someone else."

You: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL?"
by makemeasammichernie September 19, 2010
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Swirling Octopus

In the midst of giving somebody a norwegian slay ride you bend them over slap them around eight-teen times and then throw down the stairs in a swirling position you run down past them and meet them at the end of the stairs and then nail them while bashing their head into the wall. Their head will swell up into what looks like an octopus.
by xxPythonNInja26xx July 23, 2009
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Baby Octopus

The phrase used to describe an older man seeking younger girls. The octopus is a descriptor of the girl's vagina, being wet and slimy.
He likes his baby octopus. He's a pedofile.
by Dr. Wendy McGilicudy November 19, 2010
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Flaming Octopus

An overweight natural red headed person(or ginger) that gorges themselves with food, chewing with there mouth open while food particles and spit flies everywere
dude, I'm not eating my lunch or sitting anywhere near that flaming octopus
by Jackofalltrades88 April 16, 2011
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Raving Octopus

An annoying guy who always uses urban dictionary for every word.
Man that guy is a raving octopus ¬_¬
by Genetic Engineer. June 20, 2011
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