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Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
by Floss 69 July 25, 2008
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.
I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.
by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017
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self-worth

Something that when outsourced to surrounding people (e.g., parents), will cause you to thirst for validation.
When she realized her self-worth was entirely based on her parents' approval for every action she wants to do, she knew she needed to find her own sense of value.
by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025
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Worthing

It was my name in Worthing
by Steve mcgilicudy July 31, 2025
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Debt-Worth

'Debt-Worth' is the opposite of 'Net-Worth', indicating that you owe more than you have.
So, what is your net-worth?
Negative $260,00.
That is your 'Debt-Worth'!
by Jake Squawk May 29, 2013
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