M. Diddy

The nickname of Martha Stewart while in prison.

"I gave that poncho to M. Diddy."

by The Scarlett July 31, 2005

diddy kong

when you're having sex and you pull out put a banana in fill a straw wit chocolate milk and shoot it out. while the girl cant tel cuz she is dumb

i jus diddy kong'd that girl

by 444ll444k April 15, 2009

diddy bop

n. a girl or guy that is ready to have sex
n. (east coast translation) anybody DTF for no reason; ready ass mofos
n. (Chi-Town translation) bussas and their male counterparts; anybody that go

may also be known as a ditty bop

East Coast: Yo, I bought ole' girl a drink on $2 Tuesday and she was ready to give it up. She a straight diddy bop.

Chi-Town: That dude f^$% anything that walks. He a diddy bop with his lookin ass.

by JRSYF9ST October 21, 2010

diddy bop

to leave the area, to leave a conversation or anything else
(diddy bop can be one word, or two)
ie
diddybop
diddy bop

1-he's turnin' around, its time to diddy bop!
2-yo guys, my moms on my meat, i gotta diddy bop

by Ratchiebeakk October 24, 2007

diddy-daddy

Uncommon alternative slang to 'dilly-dally'. To procrastinate; waste time on pointless tasks.

Melinda: "Stop diddy-daddying, we'll be late for the party!"
Chris: "Sorry, I just needed to check my Facebook before we go, I'm nearly done."

by Chris_xox March 12, 2008

shlim diddy

what you say when you shit yourself so hard that a frog said hello and a foot licked a door hinge

guy1: shlim diddy
guy2:oh shit

by shlim diddy July 22, 2011

diddy kong

To penetrate with an unmittigated voracity. As well, a "fat" penis is neccessary.

I diddy kong-ed that bitch in the ass. Damn though, when I was through, that dime piece tiptapped (search tiptaps) me till my lips blew up to the size of small island. Go dumb in your backpack!

by Bloatie The Pizza Hog April 22, 2006