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Nigerian Bandit

The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.
Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1
by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020
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Nigerian Massacre

A Nigerian Massacre is a Massacre that is being held in Nigeria. Mostly heard of in 2020
It’s when random people go on attacking innocents for no reason. So like a terrorist attack.
Bill: Did you hear about the Massacre happening in Nigeria?
Joe: tf is a massacre
Bill: It’s an attack happening right now in Nigeria. A Nigerian Massacre is normally what happens when somebody’s not very happy with what they have and start unneeded conflict
by kyayla October 21, 2020
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Nigerian Sloppy

The act of cramming a charred chili dog up your ass.
Man#1: Hey man I am feeling kinda hungry
Man #2: why don't you just do a Nigerian Sloppy?
Man #1: because that's gay
Man 2: TASTE THE RAINBOW FATHERFUCKER
by Zeroisbeyond January 14, 2022
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nigerius

he is sus
nigerius is sus
by Slendergus Lauend Shabani Niga January 19, 2022
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Petty-Namer

Used to describe people who keep on submitting names of their friends or ex's just to trash them or to make a "joke". Similar to the Petty-Namer is the Read the fucking text above this desc box before posting another shitty personal "joke".
Person 1: Oh god, every time I go on Urban Dictionary to vote for words, there's always tons of definitions by Petty-Namers
Person 2: (Insert name)- Great person, waifu material, always has haters on her back cause she's awesome. Sorry (Insert rival name) you couldn't come to my party but your boyfriend sure came.. TWICE!!
Person 1: what the... I didn't think fuckers like you existed outside the internet.
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Angry nigerian

Its when you show both your hands up her ass and the get as much shit as you can and just rub it all over her body while she is tied to the bed and after that you run out of the house and steal all her bananas.
oh no dont do the angry nigerian again step bro, my dad while do the angry papa again
by angry nigerian March 9, 2020
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Mr.Nigeria

The act of opening a jar of peanut butter covered raisin sours while being on top of someone sexually in the cowgirl position also while eating a omelette.
Timmothy (age 10)-“Yeah it was crazy she looked like Mr.Nigeria

“She was totally Mr.Nigeria
by Malice Lmao February 24, 2022
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