by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025

Oh - that’s Hor nanni-nanni (when you can’t remember a name)
I have nanni-nanni of those at home! (When the actual number doesn’t matter.)
I have nanni-nanni of those at home! (When the actual number doesn’t matter.)
by d.n. citoyen May 29, 2024

by BeardedTatDaddy January 14, 2023

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.
by Zachibald July 21, 2024

17th century Nannie's believed in giving hand jobs to young men they cared for helped bring in sleep faster .
If your nannie doesn't give u hand jobs at bed time the you need to find you a 17th century Nannie!!
by Fast_to- sleep1980 April 22, 2024

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .
by burbman1969 January 13, 2022
