This is a sex position in which the woman sticks a butt plug in her Anus for a month and then removes and shits on the upper lip of the recipient.
by Bignlackballs January 14, 2022
Get the Cave dwellers mustache mug.The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache
Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache
Partner 2: sure
Partner 2: sure
by James corporately September 7, 2022
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A Renaissance party involving comical mustaches to hide ones identity. Common in today's society for "coming out" parties as well as hipster parties.
Colin: hey guys I planned Johns coming out party. We're having a Mustachquerade!
Dylan: how come you never planned one of those for my coming out party?
Dylan: how come you never planned one of those for my coming out party?
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Get the Moistache mug.Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014
Get the Methstache mug.The fine (or in some cases, not so fine) facial hair that grows above a mother's upper lip. It is usually not very noticeable except in bright lights.
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