muddy donkey diver

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean

That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.

by Marg24 July 6, 2015

Muddslide

To shit on a girls upper chest and have her ride you causing the shit to run down her chest like a mud slide.

I brought Tina home from the bar last night and she asked me to muddslide her.

by Stankfangar August 3, 2015

Muddy Ferdinand

When a girl is giving an Alaskan pipeline and the condom breaks but she keeps going and it turns into a shitty mess

1: did you hear Jessica gave herself a muddy Ferdinand the other day?
2: oh my god that is so disgusting. What a slut!

by Tacticaltrunkmonkey July 29, 2016

muddasshole

A word to describe a rude person. Combined from motherf*ker and assh*ole.

She didn't even say hello back to me , such a muddasshole .

by Jenny.c July 30, 2017

muddy garfield

Performing cunilingus while she is deficating

Leigh Anne asked for muddy Garfield whilst she was sitting on the toilet

by Janimal69 October 6, 2017

Muddafucka

A word that Joe Pesci uses in a lot of his films, especially Goodfellas and Casino.

It's also a word that others mimic to sound like Joe Pesci and to try to be humorous.

"Hey Brandon, do your best Joe Pesci impression!"
"You Muddafucka, you!"

Or (Joe Pesci in Goodfellas) "Go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!"
"You Muddafucka, you Muddafuckin' mutt!!"

by AlphaDeltaXray1 July 29, 2018

Muddy Minnow

While performing the art of anal sex, right before you bust, stick it in her vag and bust that nut, son! - JOP3 and TME

Bro! So last night, I was goin to fuckin pound town on this bish, and I slipped her a muddy minnow in her box.

by Balloonknot15 September 11, 2018