Mouse Cock

Someone who has a very tiny cock, also someone who doesn't like the term Donkey Dick

Well he didn't like donkey dick so now I call him mouse cock

by Deadliest Catch Xtra Crabs April 21, 2009

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Mickey Mouse

Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II

by CheezyTots14 April 29, 2013

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Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english

oh look its cancer mouse

by puritard November 5, 2018

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Rats Mouse

Similar to “the bee’s knee’s” but instead of being a good thing, it’s the complete opposite.

“Taking it up my ass was such a Rats Mouse! Now I have hemorrhoids...”

by Darktiger128 October 13, 2019

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Mouse Rat

The fictional band from Parks and Recreation. Consisting of Andy Dwyer (lead vocalist, guitar, and merchandise sales), James Pierson ( drums), Micheal Chang (bass and backing vocalist), Andrew "Burly" Burlington (guitar and backing vocalist), April Ludgate (manager), and Mark Rivers (ex-drums) Although going through many name changes, their name stuck with Mouse Rat. their greatest and best song is "5,000 candles in the wind." A tribute to Lil Sebastian. a miniature pony loved by the town of Pawnee.

Dude, I found a Mouse Rat tee shirt in target!

by BigBrain23 October 15, 2019

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