Guito Mosquito

Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.

In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.

Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems

Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?

Buddy#1: I dunno.

by GuppyTheGreat February 24, 2018

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 29, 2021

Mosquitoes

The worst bug ever. Carries diseases like malaria and the yellow fever. Bites are itchy and annoying and distracting and frustrating. There would literally be no negative effect on the world if they were eradicated.

Dude guy person 1: SHIT I GOT BIT BY SOME MOSQUITOES
Dude guy person 2: OH CRAP WE'RE IN SOUTH AMERICA YOU'RE GONNA DIE
Dude guy person 1: AAAAAAAGH

by Dudeguyperson3 November 15, 2013

Mosquito

These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?

Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH

by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022

The mosquito slayer

A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos

1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.

2 yes i have its amazing.

1 yeah bro i know right.

by The_mosquito_slayer July 31, 2021

Mosquito Magnent

Person who typically gets bitten by a lot of mosquitos. Most of them are all racists. Mosquitos love racists

That Nazi is a mosquito magnent

by NumberOneBullshitGuy June 11, 2025