March 8

National kiss your girl day.
Today is the day to kiss your girl. It doesn't matter if it's on the cheek or not, just kiss your girl. Period

March 8
Boy: where do u want me to kiss u? Like on the cheek or the lips?
Girl: doesn't matter just kiss me

by Uraveragenotvscogirl March 7, 2020

March 27

Baddies this is the day baddies was born

Omq U were born on March 27 U a real baddie

by Malajah November 7, 2019

happy merchant

A meme that displays a man with a long crooked nose, long beard wearing a Kippah and rubbing his hands together.

Normally you call someone a happy merchant when they are enjoying the fact that they are making lots of money or when they are being stingy thus acting like a stereotypical Jew.

John: Hey Bob, did you take my dollar that was laying on the table?
Bob: No, I didn't
John: Bob, don't lie I saw you take it
Bob: Fine, I took it but I'm keeping it
John: You happy merchant!

by CptMeep January 6, 2016

March 16th

The best date of the year

Person 1: did you know it’s March 16th today?
Person 2: of course. It’s the best date ever

by #######1111 April 9, 2019

March 24

a fookin god was born

Oh no

Sorry

Not A god

THE fookin god!

It's march 24! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD!

by hwang.god November 7, 2019

March 3

The day the most amazing person was born. It’s one of the most prettiest, smartest, kindest, hottest girl was born. And well if that’s you just remember I love you.

When’s your birthday?
March 3rd

Oh, that explains it all.

by stefff.06 October 30, 2019

March 30th

It's not a common thing to be born in the month of March, especially not on the 30th, but when one individual is....it's the most amazing thing ever. They're atractive, funny, smart, athletic, SEXY, just perfect. And you should love them....they're rare. <3333

Guy 1: Who is THAT?!
Guy 2: *jaw drops* I wish I knew!
Guy 3: I don't know her at all....but her birthday is March 30th.
Guy 1 & 2 (in unison): Woah.

by you'll_never_know_ever June 26, 2010