moonsturbate

The act of masturbating on the moon.

Dude, I went to the moon last week and moonsturbated!

by MrAllStar December 31, 2011

mootsuki

literally one of the funniest people on anitiktok they literally carry it

hey do you follow mootsuki? no I don’t. I’m going to block you now 😇

by salemgoinginsane March 19, 2021

piss and moonshine

A group of words that are used to tell someone that something is low on battery. This includes, but is not limited to:
Cell phones, game controllers, wireless keyboards, IPods, IPhones, pagers and handheld gaming systems.
Usually used with "running on" in front of it.

While texting his girlfriend, Jack realized that battery saver was activated. He warned his girlfriend that he may go AWOL for around an hour since his phone was running on piss and moonshine.

by IAmRonPaul October 22, 2013

moonjuice

Moonjuice is like a magical type of juice. A bit like orangejuice or applejuice only it's better, magical and, of course, it's moonjuice. The great thing is that you get moonjuice from the intergalactic gordon ramsey in the sky when he uses his super galactic blender to blend part of the moon. Moonjuice is very rare as gordon rarely blends the moon, but no other chef has the keys to the galactic blender. Moonjuice tastes like pineapple only better. Moonjuice is epic, go get some! :D

i luv my moonjuice, Why is there no moonjuice? Sad now :(

by super intergalactic gordon April 15, 2010

moonspell

what happens when scary looking mother fuckers pick up insturments. if you go to one of their concerts, eye shadow is mandatory

i was going to go to a moonspell show, but i didnt have enough black clothing

by morgan freeman April 15, 2005

moons over miami

when a girl with long arms is taking it from behind and she reaches to the side or underneath and either spreads his buttcheeks or slaps his ass and yells "massauces"

"ey what are you doin"
"massauces"
"girl you a freak, but i like it"
"I keeps it real bitch u dont know shit bout the moons over miami"
"well i do now"

by TnAtheOG's4sheez December 27, 2009

Mooncupping

When sisters of the fragrant flower (BFF's) celebrate their monthly curses by downing the contents of their mooncups.

Lizzy: "I can't wait until next weekend so we can finally celebrate our rags!"

Sarah: "Yea, I totally love Mooncupping. It's like soup; a meal in itself"

by Hamsword September 1, 2011