Minstreling

You are minstreling when you find yourself in any "scene" in real life where you see something that looks offensive just by a frame of seeing it, and you know the, both, or one at least of the parties(y) involved know it seems wrong and either don't care due to oblivion or don't care just to good old entitlement.

"Did you see those two (white) couples watching that (black" guy change their tire while the stood up with their arms crossed? Neither of the guys were even kneeling down to at least be supportive and thankful rather than (to themselves) "I glad we found one (I know thats offensive but that's them; not the author), can you imagine laying down on a dirty 'gas station' parking lot to change a tire?' with a almost since of urgency and annoyance that the good samaritan is taking so long.

"Did you see those two couples watching that black guy change their tire without even pretending to help, like it was just fine they were minstreling in front of God and everyone.'

by Selectively Oblivious September 21, 2024

Montreal Canadians

So trash i would take a dump on that logo and it's gonna be so bad even plumbers couldn't fix it

Look at those toilet seats the Montreal Canadians

by Sa101 February 9, 2025

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

Montreal screwjob 2.0

Joining a fantasy baseball dingers only keeper league but not getting a keeper like everyone else.

Did you hear how Jack totally Montreal screwjob 2.0 Gino? I heard Gino can’t get hard anymore because of the disrespect

by Chudda April 19, 2025

montkelle

The state of ethereal, distant beauty.

The night sky above the desert had a montkelle haze, untouchable and endless.

by Montkelle December 3, 2025

Montreal Brown Bean Syrup

A Montreal Brown Bean Syrup is the action of shitting on a cock and smearing it and then getting your cock done the same. You then proceed to connect both tips at a 45 degrees angle so that each others dick are pointing straight at each others faces. After that you jerk the other person and time it exactly as to bust at the same time. The goal is to look like two brown beans (the cocks) are shooting syrup (cum) at themselves.

YOU: Hey mom! Arthur and I did a Montreal Brown Bean Syrup on your bed yesterday and i'd change the bedsheet if i were you since we got a little bit messy!

by Ricky On January 9, 2026

The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.

Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me

by Fabsta. October 5, 2008