Monotasker

One who requires their complete focus to do one thing at a time.

I saw another monotasker almost get hit by a car today, trying to cross the street while talking on a cellphone.

by A.J. Hoffman November 29, 2007

Monster Fail

My own type of fail. Pronounced "Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail" (fading).

Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!

Guy 2: Your face!

10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!

Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail

by av3nger November 16, 2010

manstacked

Verb to be used when doing manly stuff

I manstacked that grizzly bears face into the dirt, or I manstacked that chick so hard shes now in a wheelchair, or I manstacked over the grand canyon on a f#%cking dragon or that tiger came right for so I manstacked him into outer space. you just got mastacked. There is not much a man cannot manstack

by chad the manstacker September 9, 2013

Monster

a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature.

You, Monster, disappear please!

by Gustavianiumcool231 July 8, 2020

Moistake

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake

Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.

by fruityooty April 11, 2021

Snooki Monster

A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.

Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.

by Ursanbear January 19, 2011

Slop Monster

When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.

Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.

Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.

Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.

Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.

by Rayburns August 21, 2011