rubbin monkeys

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.

You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

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Free Monkeys

to be in a good, great or beyond great mood or feeling. Ecstatic.

Happy

"I just got a raise today... Free Monkeys!"

"Blues Traveler is playing a free concert today? Sweet! Free Monkeys!!"

by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

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Lowcountry Montessori is literally hell on earth. It is the worst school ever because you literally don’t learn anything. 90% of the people there are weird and none of the teachers are even real teachers. They’re so pathetic, they can’t even afford their own school bus or playground.

Lowcountry Montessori is so terrible. I hated that place so much, I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore. When that place shuts down, it will not be missed.

by meepmeep16 February 1, 2019

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There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola May 11, 2018

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Flaming Monkeys

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.

by zZah May 25, 2003

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