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magical bitchwad

A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.
by Marix April 25, 2008
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Magical Oats

A name given to females with big booty.
Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!
by Mazoku June 26, 2009
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Magical Free Wind

The act of sitting in a room and an awful odor fills the room. You look around to see who it was and everyone else is staring at you. Embarrassment rushes as you soon find out that you have just had a magical experience of a free wind.
Guy: *sniff* What was that?
Girl: Ew... That was completely gross. Why would you do something like that?
Guy: What did I do? I was just talking about that.....
Girl's friend: Lol he just had a magical free wind! What a loser!
Everyone (except guy): *Laughing*
by retouQ August 30, 2010
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Magical Flying Sky Wizard

The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.
by Bama McKluskey October 30, 2014
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magical bannana

A bannana that is rasist and a big piece of shit to other people.
by swagmoneyreal May 17, 2016
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The Magical Smear

When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 19, 2009
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most magical bitch

A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.

When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.

She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.

Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.

Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
The most magical bitch still has me figuring her out.
by Thomas...! June 2, 2017
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