mole-ish

1. The appearance one has the morning after a night of hard drinking. 2. Any female attending (William and Mary).

1. Pete, you're mole-ish this morning. You should have laid off the hard stuff last night. 2. She's mole-ish. Yea, she attends William and Mary.

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!

I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)

by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003

mole man

As featured in various simpsons episodes, MOLE MAN, is simply an old man who is very very silly.
He lives in the retirement castle (i think)

Gee mole man sure is cool, lets play some bingo with him!

by Lisa xxx June 28, 2006

Melete

One of the original Nine (Boeotian) Greek Muses, Melete , an ethereal delight, was the Muse of Chicken Whisperers. Ancient texts recently unearthed from a secret burial chamber found beneath a grease trap at a Tulia, Texas, Toot-N-Totum reveal, for the first time, the sacred Chicken Whisperer's prayer to the great Divine Fowl, "Oh, Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho!" Lucky children blessed with Melete as their name must be able to demonstrate proficiency in poultry resuscitation.

Pausanias, Description of Greece 9. 29. 1 (trans. Jones) (Greek travelogue C2nd A.D.) :
"The first to sacrifice on Helikon to the Great Chicken in the Sky and to call the chicken sacred to the Muse were, they say, Ephialtes and Otos. To this also Hegesinus alludes in his poem The sons of Aloeus the Aloadai held that the Muse were three in number, and gave them the names of Melete (Chicken Whisperer), Mneme (Memory) and Aoede (Song).

by MellowMel February 5, 2010

carl-mole

carl-mole is a play on the words carmel, carl, and mole it is used in chemistry when you are mixing chemicals and you make a compound that resembles a carl and carmel mixture. it usually looks like a spiral like a soft serve icecream cone. The word mole comes into play because moles love to eat the carl/carmel mixture because it is ful of nutriants.

Mother: Timmy, what did you do at school today?
Timmy: We made some wicked sweet carl-mole in chemistry and i think i am addicted to it, just like a mole.
Mother: Well thats nice...we are having Turkey neck for dinner so go wash up

by Nate S May 24, 2006

Glory Hole Mole

Usually an oversexed gay slut that runs around boring and drilling the actual glory holes into cubicles, sex clubs or sex haunts.

A guy that knows where all the best glory holes should be, and thus puts them there for himself and others to enjoy.

A handyman or carpenter that knows how to make the cute little holes in restroom walls.

Can also be known as a double agent that works more than one hole at once, or goes from glory hole to glory hole with an insatiable appetite for cock! See Glory Hole Orgy.

There goes Cyril the glory hole mole, that little slut puts the A in AID's! See House in Venice or House in Virginia.

All those glory holes are manned by a glory hole mole, don't just stand there! Go get some cock boy!

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Mole

A) a scientific term used to describe the amount of substance in grams, which has the same number of particles as there are in 12g of carbon 12. One mole of a substance contains 6.023x10`23 particles. This is obviously rad as it shows how tiny atoms and particles really are. They are smaller than bridget the midget and also smaller than the public's estimation of Jeremy Clarkson.

B) a small furry creature who is proficient at destroying peoples gardens and being short sighted.

Jenkins: "I love the whole idea of a mole. How incredible!"
Peter: "How so?"
Jenkins: "Just think, it makes a boy of 4ft9" look HUGE"

Mole #1: "I'm a mole"
Farmer: "Should have gone to specsavers"

by Jeffrey Douglas September 8, 2006