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man milk maiden

A person who works the cock like they're milking a cow for the purpose of receiving a hot load in the mouth to drink by the bucket.
Jeez man, I was watching this gang bang porn the other day with Jasmine St. Claire. During the money shots at the end she was a real man milk maiden!

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Man, this chick at the bar the other night was a real man milk maiden. She worked 15 different guys in the bathroom over the span of 5 hours.
by Lord Fuckface March 5, 2009
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Maid order bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries or being a maid- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: foodcourt bride and food order bride
The Bulgarian girl who cleans our office is a total maid order bride. Everytime I'm working late and she's there, she flirts and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.
by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008
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Black Maid

A delicious drink made by pouring a miniature of Hennessy in a round glass bottle of martinelli's apple juice.
Guy #1: Simon, i heard you sniffed beev in the Garden of Eden last night. how did that happen?

Simon: listen, STUZ, i drank four BLACK MAIDS and next thing i knew i was seeing river's steak sandwich. that was THAT.

Guy #1 (aka STUZ): you hear obama is president?

simon: what is obama?
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 9, 2008
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Maidenless

A new term/slang that means you're unmarried, shallow, single. Used in relationship status and can be viewed as derogatory by some people.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Fayna? She's been a total maidenless person for years!

Guy 2: It's alright, man. Let her be the way she is.
by LaserImouto March 7, 2022
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Iron Maiden

1. Instrument of torture during medieval times
2. Metal Band
3. A regenerator w/ spikes coming out of it in resident Evil 4.
Oh shit! it's the iron maiden!
by Adrian December 29, 2005
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iron maiden

The iron maiden was a torturing device used under the medieval age and forward in Germany. It is basically a coffin with alot of various spikes lining the door. It wasn't made for killing, it was made for inflicting pain, though I believe the victims quite oftenly died, after screaming a day or two.
Iron Maiden so roxx!
No what are you saying! It's awful! I cannot believe how cruel humankind is.
>_>
by Rishie April 2, 2005
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moider

I saw Spot moider Mr. Weisley last night!
by CrutchysGoil March 13, 2005
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