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Mid-America

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.
New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.
mugGet the Mid-Americamug.

mid town

" I dont know where that is I never leave the midtown area.."
by herbie February 1, 2004
mugGet the mid townmug.

mid-date

Not quite ready for a personal dating relationship but over the friendzone. Ready for a chill a $$ sesh
Tryna mid-date
by chikah April 3, 2017
mugGet the mid-datemug.

X mid

A person so extremely average it’s painful
Tyler ghosted me, theyre x mid for that shit
by Fettywapasf February 17, 2022
mugGet the X midmug.

mid-hound

A female, usually unstable for a relationship, from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area, who largely seeks out (like a dog to a scent trail) male Midshipmen from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. These women frequent the dating apps Tinder or Bumble and have no shame.
Dude you're dating that girl, she's fucked like 10 mids at the Academy! She's a total mid-hound.
by guacsnotextra February 21, 2017
mugGet the mid-houndmug.

mid-day

"Hey let's meet for lunch at mid-day"
"So noon?"
"No dumbass, 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
by myswangang November 12, 2018
mugGet the mid-daymug.

vape mid

the sentence you use in CsGo when you smoke double doors on Dust 2
by spurgt March 22, 2017
mugGet the vape midmug.

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