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Microsoft

(Adjective) used to describe something minuscule size and simultaneous softness.
Yeah I heard Justin has a Microsoft dick...

Hot mom though
by Gunit300 January 20, 2017
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microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.
"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"
by P3laton3 April 10, 2017
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Microsoft Meme

Guy 1: u know Microsoft Meme?
Guy 2: yeh, he da pinicl od Dank Meme
by Bobeo Ross September 7, 2017
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Microsoft

Microsoft is a system developer. They create Windows operating systems.
I’m going to the Microsoft store to buy a computer!
by LonnieHarperLHC July 8, 2018
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Microscopic Dolphinular

Microscopic Dolfinular is a disease that has so far been proven harmless. This disease is is cause by a harmless parasite that appears as a microscopic neon blue dolphin that the feeds off bacteria and swims through the blood stream. This disease which has only been found in males causes the them to occasionally emit blue semen.
"Dang did Larry get Microscopic Dolphinular?"
by sadsackofsocks August 2, 2019
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microscopicfeet

(Feet smaller than a pin head and the rider of 24ft dicks)
microscopicfeet microscopicfeet
by Camtboss October 19, 2019
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Microsoft

big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer
Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think
by EngineerGaming April 7, 2021
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