1. A micropenis either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
2. A penis which is really small, resembling a micropenis while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal micropenis in its erect state.
1. "He had a micro soft dick - Not only was it a micropenis but he could never even get it hard. It was basically a clit."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."
2. Suzie (walks in on Johnny changing) : "Wow, your dick is tiny! You must have a micropenis!"
Johnny: "No, it is a 'micro soft dick'. Look it up on Urban Dictionary! That means it's really tiny when it's soft but it might not be when it gets erect!"
Suzie: "Might not be? That's not very reassuring, hehe."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
Get the micro soft dick mug.Über Micro - the abilily to control various different units in Real-Time Strategy games. Micro is short for micro management, Über means larger, better, superior. Having Uber Micro means you are superb at controlling many different units at a time, or you pwn noobs.
1) teh_pwnerer has über micro, he can pwn you with 1 Technical because he just has the micro.
2) that guy just pwned me, he definatelly had Über Micro.
2) that guy just pwned me, he definatelly had Über Micro.
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Get the Micronegro mug.A celebrity (Usually an actor/actress) who has not gained enough popularity to have their own Wikipedia page, but can still be considered a celebrity.
Examples of a micro-celebrity is someone who has had a few semi-major roles in a TV show/movie, but hasn't done enough such that they can be recognized by many.
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The teacher was micro-parenting when she refused to allow the student to eat her packed snack because the teacher deemed it unhealthy.
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by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018
Get the Macrons-disease mug.1) A downburst is a strong downdraft which includes an outburst of potentially damaging winds on or near the ground. If the diameter of the downburst is less than 2.5 miles, it is called a microburst.
2) Also used in popular vernacular to refer to brief expressions of fear, anger, sadness, joy, pleasure. . .
2) Also used in popular vernacular to refer to brief expressions of fear, anger, sadness, joy, pleasure. . .
We heard there were microbursts in the area, but the soccer game continued. Because we are just that hard core.
He had a microburst when I told him I had shared his secret with the whole department.
When I crossed the finish line (winning my first Olympic Gold) and heard the crowd cheering, I had a microburst to end all microbursts.
He had a microburst when I told him I had shared his secret with the whole department.
When I crossed the finish line (winning my first Olympic Gold) and heard the crowd cheering, I had a microburst to end all microbursts.
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