mexican spiderman 

Like regular spiderman except way shittier and poorer. And his girlfriend's name is Maria Juanna or some shit.

Jose did you see that episode of mexican spiderman last night?

mexican spiderman by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018

Mexican Fire Drill

Similar to a Chinese Fire Drill, but instead of stopping at a red light and running around the car like a little girl, the passenger must climb out of an open window on the car while it is still moving and proceed to climb across the roof of the car and into another open window on the car. This act of bravery and courage gets its name from the world of Lucha Libre where young men who wished to know the secrets of the Luchadors preformed this feat while blindfolded to prove their worth and "badassness". However, as years went by this became a mainstream thing and the blindfolding was phased out. A Mexican Fire Drill is preformed preferably at speeds in excess of 35mph.

Guy 1: Dude why have girls been falling so easily for Billy lately?
Guy 2: Didn't you hear bro? Billy did a Mexican Fire Drill while going 75mph on I-25, and subsequently girls view him as a symbol of pure masculinity and as a viable husband and father.

Mexican Fire Drill by Lead_Farmer November 27, 2013

Mexican hot dog 

An uncircumcised penis. The origin of the term derives from the fact that the foreskin wrapped around the shaft of an uncircumcised penis is reminiscent of the bacon wrapped around the weiner of the traditional Mexican street hot dog.

I thought he was Jewish until he took off his underwear and I saw he had a Mexican hot dog.

Mexican hot dog by Dickmodel August 8, 2015

Mexican Booby Trap 

A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.

Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?

Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?

Mexican Booby Trap by ope123 April 14, 2011

mexican seabass 

When you lose your erection after cumming and slapping a girl's cheeks with the flaccid cum cock like a flopping Mexican seabass.

"My girls cheeks were redder than a baboons ass after I gave her the worst Mexican seabass"

mexican seabass by Sickerthanyouravrgniggerkiller April 12, 2017

Mexican Juice Blend 

Taking your date out to chipotle or Taco Bell, then having anal later that night till her ass explodes with steamy hot diarrhea

Yea, we did a Mexican juice blend last night

Mexican Juice Blend by Tyhla October 31, 2020

Mexican Gardener 

The people the white ladies use for excuses to not be racist

John: Lady, your racist.
Mia: No! My gardener is Mexican! I have a Mexican Gardener. I'm not racist!
John: stfu and die

Mexican Gardener by vennyweenny September 24, 2023