Meditation

The art of being in the present moment and clearing your mind of the past or the future .
"Lose your mind and come to your senses"- Fritz Perls

I love meditation, it's changed my life.

by Boom Puggy March 5, 2017

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Methicating

Using methamphetamine instead of standard medication to cure sickness.

Hey.. Feeling any better? Yes, I'm self-methicating.

by JeFF&TraviS April 19, 2018

Mediacation

Relief and/or distraction from physical and/or mental pain through digital means, such as online chatting or gaming.

John: She broke up with me yesterday, so i want to thank you for the mediacation you gave me.
Bob: Thats okay man, what are friends for?

by runeskape125 November 27, 2017

Motivation juice

A big cup of coffee

I’ll be at work in just a little, gotta get my motivation juice first. Caffeinate and hope for the bed, ya know?

by msevera December 4, 2017

Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult

"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".

by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018

Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.

Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.

by deniszim November 3, 2019