munted

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.

i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.

by mr27 September 12, 2006

Mentee

Like a protégé, but with anal

Did you hear I got a new mentee, he can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

by Mikeywitha September 20, 2015

Melted Jellybean

Melted jellbean is a term used to describe the head & face of a particularly unnatractive female. This label applies in particular to those with deformed features.
See: Fetus

John1: HAHAHAHA, check that out!
John2: WOW!
John1&John2: *snigger**snigger* Melted Jellybean! *snigger**snigger*
Random Ranga: Hey guys!

by John&John September 26, 2005

munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

melted fudgies

loose poop.

Dude, that Taco Bell ran right thru me and I just blew melted fudgies all over your mom's bowl.

by skatin4satan March 1, 2009

melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

by toast <3 x May 31, 2011