Meese

One goose and many geese
One moose and many meese
that's just how it works

Look at all those motherfucking meese!

by MatTheTwat November 5, 2018

mendez

(noun) a soft brown pillow commonly used to stick in between ones legs while sleeping.

I slept great last night with my mendez stuffed tightly between my legs.

by Mendez Muncher (M.M. for short) June 22, 2006

Dirty Mendes

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez. Instead of giving a girl a cum moustache, you cover her whole body with cum. The Dirty Mendes is named after Alex, the hairiest kid at Holy Trinity.

Alex wanted to go to prom with Amanda so he could give her a Dirty Mendes at the after party.

by HT Titan June 24, 2005

Meese

Plural of moose.

Dave: "I think I see a moose over there!"

Sam: "There is two of them, two Meese!"

by Karlos32503510 June 17, 2009

meese

A meese is the plural of moose.
Like mouse and mice.

"look there is a moose"
"look there are two meese"

by RTOONS42 June 16, 2009

manses period

when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.

I stole one of my girlfriend's pads for my manses period.
...or...
Carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period

by squibble d squabble November 18, 2006

manses

Your boys, homies and partners or someone else's boys, homies and partners.

"I want to bang Scott and all he manses!"

by Ann McKay July 25, 2006