medium soft

When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard

When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

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Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020

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Medium

Transmission medium, in physics and telecommunications, any material substance which can propagate waves or energy.

An example of a medium is a metal spoon sitting in a cup of hot tea that is too hot to touch.

by Sakura hinata October 5, 2020

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Medium hoss

A medium sized kid who swears, but has a heart of gold

“That kid right there is a medium hoss”

by Gorillacrotch July 29, 2022

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Medium Rare

When you are in the process of fucking a new chick with a condom (well done), you proceed to remove your dick, rip off the condom, and then go back in raw (rare).

This is all done in the throes of passion and liberal amounts of booze. Don't be a kook and do this without a chick's knowledge.

Bruh, last night I was fucking this chick and we both wanted the tube steak medium rare.

by kookspook June 21, 2022

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