muck trail

When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area

Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail

by Funky Wilkerbean January 4, 2017

Muckett

It is a Welsh word for an unknown part of your body.

Don’t lift that heavy weight, you’re going to strain your muckett.

Keep that up and you’ll strain your muckett.

by MillwoodsGal February 14, 2018

Mcfuckils

To eat a large amount of Big Macs with a group of male friends before having group sex in the McDonald's parking lot.

Me and the Bois are getting some Mcfuckils this weekend! It's gonna be great!

by Zel an Undead March 30, 2022

Muck Rock

i. An autonomous animated lifeform, typically depicted visually, not limited to the third dimension, by the artist known as Jules Muck

Being blessed with a MUCK ROCK is nothing short of inherting a VAN GOGH.

by ALIVE ALIVE August 13, 2022

Rave muck

That mystery muck that you find caked on your pants and shoes after a good rave. Typically a dark red color.

Look at my fucking shoes! I saw Steve Aoki last night and my brand new Nikes are covered in rave muck!

by Xkrowcitats September 11, 2010

Spud Muck

Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.

Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.

Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".

by Zenyk January 29, 2015

Doug McBuckets

An NBA whose real name is Doug Mcdourmet. He plays for the Bulls

Doug McBuckets makes another three+

by bobthebuilder96 November 8, 2016