(n.) when a non-white person has a distinct preference for white people and wants to have his/her mixed carmel babies. Similar to curry fever or jungle fever.
Brownie 1: "Holy shit! Look at that white boy over there! He is so pale, his skin looks like mayonnaise! Mmmm...Now I'm hungry..."
Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"
Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"
by Claudius Caesar February 7, 2010
Get the Mayonnaise Maniamug. by teh massacrer March 11, 2009
Get the Dutch Mayonnaisemug. an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.
by sexy cherry January 24, 2007
Get the mayonnaise monstermug. by Boner Bungalow May 6, 2018
Get the mayonnaise assmug. A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.
Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!
DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!
If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.
DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!
If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.
by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010
Get the Raccoon Mayonnaisemug. Typical response of a black male when his white boss is watching him punt footballs instead of catching them.
by Antonio Brown 84 the real AB September 7, 2019
Get the Mayonnaise Boymug. Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's
by bleach blinders July 17, 2020
Get the midwestern mayonnaisemug.