%100 crazy %0 maybe

it's someone who is certifiably crazy and zero percent sane.

my boss is screaming like a mad woman! she's %100 crazy %0 maybe!!

by htownfinest02 June 22, 2009

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

by Dr. Azzwipe October 16, 2008

John Wayne Maybe

(n. - pejorative)

A predatory, middle -aged cab driver often found trolling Chicago's north side neighborhood bars around 4 AM. Explicitly fond of adopting the role of "daddy" for one or multiple "sons." May or may not express a desire to engage in light bondage, optionally involving toys. Individual possesses a questionable and unsettling familiarity with a victim's close friends.

See also: "predatory closet job."

Dude, if you're cabbing home after the bars close, it's safer in groups... you might end up with John Wayne Maybe.

by IvyLeague86 November 14, 2014

trying for a maybe

When a couple fucks a lot despite being unsure if they want children.

"I'm getting an abortion. Me and my boyfriend were trying for a maybe."

by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

Maybe

Yes or most definitely

Him:Let’s go to the Cheesecake Factory?

Her: maybe .....

by Cv5662 November 13, 2018

Maybe

Maybe means yes Hailey bisket but frl add me on Snapchat~Killlllleerr

I maybe will give u head

by Kingo357 November 26, 2018

Maybe

The thing people say when they want you to go away.

Hey, do you want to go to McDanks? "Umm," Do you want to go to McDanks? "Umm," Do you want to go to McDanks? "Maybe."

by ErockTheParty December 8, 2018