maxxed

To max someone.
To shoot someone in the back from the train station.

Dat nigga jus maxxed me.

by hollabax January 14, 2005

Maxing

Eating mass amounts of food or mass amounts of drink really fast

Guy 1: (Chugging soda really fast)
Guy 2: Dude, you're totally maxing on that soda!

by spazzymcfool October 31, 2010

Max

Max is the saggiest dude you will ever meet. He has a 2.35 cm penis and he has no girlfriend and he never will. His parents never loved him because he was both a condom fails and an abortion fails. He obsessively Masturbates and obsessively does his hair, just before fucking his third cousin (although he doesn't live in Alabama). The reason he is lonely is that he is a morning sex person and no one loves him.

Person 1: Dude Jimmy is so Lame
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Max

by Adoption March 19, 2019

maxxed

to be heavily under the influence of an illegal substance, in particular marijuana.

e.g stoned, bent, smashed etc.

"yeh man.... MaXXed as hell..."

by Dolfz0r September 05, 2005

Max

Max is A Gay Ass Bitch

Asshole max is gay

by Shdhshdh November 07, 2019

Max

a great guy. real good friend.
knows how to make u laugh and smile...but also knows how to break your heart.
dont fall too hard for this type of guy.

He's so sweet! but he can be such a jerk! what a max.

by DirtyShoeLace123 April 30, 2009

Max

A very nice sensitive guy who was an AMAZING boyfriend, and then decided to turn into a major douche who dates little girls and likes to smoke weed and act like he is a lot cooler than he is and ditch all of his REAL best friends.

GUY- Hey max what are you doing today?
MAXI- I'm obviously going to smoke and be really cool today like everyother day.

by Anonymous3445 January 04, 2010