maradonair

n. Person who has fallen from god-like stature to normalacy through over-indulgence in the pleasures of life.

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How long before Ronaldo becomes a maradonair? Weeks? Days?

by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

Macedonian

The Balkans equivalent of Mormons or Latter Day Saints

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Sheep Macedonians ofc not all of them. The ones who were indifferent were the truer champions

by Teachology December 30, 2022

Maradonalds

A term used to abuse fat germen men on tiktok who unfortunately have a lot on their plate.

"Did you see that fat bloke play football on tiktok"

"Maradonalds......"

by MulletMan420 March 24, 2023

maridon'twanna

What da "just say no to cannabis" campaign is always telling young people to say.

If someone asks you any "juana" questions --- i.e., if "Tijuana" try some "marijuana" --- you may need to actually lie to him when you reply dat you "maridon'twanna", since in reality your naive innocent curious mind may indeed actually "mariwanna" try it "just to see what it's like". No need to feel conscience-pricked for your less-than-honest answer, though... needlessly consuming drugs of any kind is never wise, and it's almost always better to merely tell a lie --- especially to a himself-less-than-honorable person like a narcotics-dealer who therefore doesn't even deserve to always be told da truth, anyway --- than to potentially ruin your entire life (both health-wise and legally) by "making a mistake" with addictive substances.

by QuacksO August 7, 2023

Maradonut

An Argentinian fraud known for handballing goals and sniffing baking powder of his rigged world cup trophy. Known for getting frauded by german ball boys in the world cup as well as bribing Seria A officials to a championship in a farmers league. Finished 8 year old kids known as penaldo merchants will claim that this ghost is better than pessidog.

Person 1: have you heard of maradona?

Person 2: Oh you mean Maradonut the Ancient Fraud?

by realistpessidog August 27, 2023

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.

Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024

Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down

“Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine “

by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024