Marathon

someone who takes craps all day untill they pass out from the horrific smell.

See Pulling a cyrus
see crap addict

Man i ate a whole pizza now im going to have a marathon!

by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

irish marathon

When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ

"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."

by Courtyard of the dead October 21, 2013

marathon dating

a date that lasts longer than normal, maybe 2 or 3 days... Usually involving a lot of long lasting tantra sex.

Yo John, what time did you drop off Jane after your date?

"Nah, man. I didn't drop her off. She stayed for 3 days we were marathon dating!"

by southbronxems August 6, 2007

marathon mode

When you listen to a specific artist and their entire catalog in order to prepare in seeing them live (within a day or a week or even longer)

Going into marathon mode now for that Nickelback show tomorrow.

by Gideon Gordon Graves August 17, 2010

marathon-hangover

The combined effects of energy-drink enduced awakeness and constant exposure to artificial light and digitally processed sound. (Headaches, sensitivity to noise, sensitivity to light, crabbyness, unintentionally quoting and/or acting out scences from marathoned movies)

I just watched all the Star Wars movies without sleeping and now I have marathon-hangover.

by Asthenthemos January 2, 2015

Marathrober

When I give that bish 26.2 miles of this dick, like 6 inches at a time.

I just gave this bish a 5k. She signed up for a Marathrober.

by Reallynotreallyme January 9, 2017

marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism

Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.

by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016