manpon

The tissue or toilet paper you put inside your foreskin after a wank to soak up the extra leakage.

"Hey mate wanna do a shopping run?"

"Yeah, I just had a flog so gimme two secs to put my manpon in. I don't wanna make a mess in my undies"

by Big Ted Banter October 12, 2016

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Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017

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He is the one who hears everything and sees everyone. They call him ultron because he is the king of teaching everyone in class. Manprit is the best person that you can be thought by and is fun. Call him ultron. He sees,knows, feels EVERYTHING! Maprit =Ultron

Manprit is very courageous.

I” see what your doing” said Manprit

by Katabi May 20, 2018

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A tampon for a mans bunghole. Used to plug ones butt

Wow dude. That kinda hurt. I need a manpon now

by bitch tities March 29, 2009

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A male who is used like a tampon.

A manpon is a male in a marriage with a boss, male (the pitcher)(;=D~) or female.

Girls love to have a manpon to enjoy a free ride through life.

A true manpon can not spell daddy, i.e.: a real man spells it DADDY, a manpon spells it D4DDY.

Rainbower 1: 'Elton John is such a manpon in his marrige to Ricky Martin. Letting Ricki, quit his job to go back to school to try, maybe some decade, and make more money and actually contribute in their marriage.'

Rainbower 2: 'EJ would have been better off getting a piece of the Rock Hudson.'

by nostrings>w/wings August 22, 2010

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